After the IVF

I always have to have something to stress about so yesterday was her not latching on as efficiently as usual and also a large spit up after one evening meal. The truth is that she is getting bigger and stronger and I can't position her as easily as before.

1 AM feeding...

Baby: "Hey, feed me...NOW!"
Mom: Here's dinner #3!
Baby: Wrong angle...how am I supposed to suck and swallow if my neck is all craned like this. Go this way!
Mom: How am I supposed to get the nipple in if your hands are in your mouth?
Baby: OK, I am going to move this way and...there...hmmm...nice bouquet...a bit citrusy today
Mom: Oh great, latched on....now off...oh no, now your'e tasting...are you going to eat?
Baby: OK, I'm ready...suck, suck, suck...swallow...breathe, breathe, breathe...suck, suck, suck...
Mom: Latched on...good baby

3 minutes later...

Baby: (Gasps, sputters)...Hey, too much milk for me to swallow...(unlatches)
Mom: (Moves baby into upright position and tries to burp the baby...) Crap.
Baby: (Falls asleep)
Mom: (trying not to fall asleep)...Hey baby, hey baby...so you're going to sleep now...OK, is this enough to hold you for a bit so I can get some sleep or will you wake up 1/2 hour later needing more food?
Baby: (Farts loudly)...zzzzzz....